noterminalcalledend | (no subject)

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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From:

likewinning

Yes.

[ The majority of which we need to discuss when you don't have a blade right by your face. ]

But I do want you recovering first and foremost. You have been through verrrry much.

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noterminalcalledend

I think you have been through more.

From:

likewinning

I am fine. Both of my legs are fully functional and my ribs are not cracked.

From:

noterminalcalledend

...its just pain, Emmet.

The kind that I can forget.

[okay finishing up shaving, rinsing off his face]

Your pain is the sort that is harder to shake off.

From:

likewinning

. . . I have my brother back. I am fine.

[ slips his phone into his coat pocket. don't need to think about that shit. ]

From:

noterminalcalledend

[leans on]

Back to bed with me.

From:

likewinning

Yes. No police! No reporters! Only rest for you.

[ leading him back to bed. ]

From:

noterminalcalledend

[back into bed]

I will have to deal with them soon though. I should contact a professor as well to have my hisuian pokemon documented to lend credabilty to my claims. There's paperwork to be done...

I have to reapply for my job.

From:

likewinning

Gear Station wants you back verrrry badly. Reapplying will only be a formality. Elesa is inquiring about the paperwork necessary to . . . take care of things. She and Skyla are also having lunch with Lenora in Nacrene City this afternoon.

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noterminalcalledend

Thank you for getting so much done while I slept.

You must be eager to get everything back to normal.

I look forward to seeing all of them again. Perhaps we can have them over while we are resting?

From:

likewinning

Of course. I know they want to see you verrrry badly.

[ but the hospital is a zoo outside rn and ha ha ha haaaaa. ]

From:

noterminalcalledend

The doctor said after my scans today I can be released unless something extreme is discovered.

From:

likewinning

[ taking out his phone again, TIME TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS just in case. ]

That would be nice. I would much rather have you recover at home.

[ time to look into NIMBASA PRIVATE SECURITY. ]

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noterminalcalledend

Maybe we can sneak out in an ambulance.

From:

likewinning

We will figure something out. I will hire people.

From:

noterminalcalledend

...oh right I technically have no money now.

From:

likewinning

. . . I have it. We will get that sorted. I have not touched any of your things because I knew you were not dead.

From:

noterminalcalledend

It's just strange to think about.

Brother I am but a poor man. Please take care of me.

From:

likewinning

Technically, you are a dead man right now.

From:

noterminalcalledend

Fuck.

[the extremely rare ingo cuss]

From:

likewinning

[ my thoughts exactly. ]

I fought against it, but.

From:

noterminalcalledend

There was no body! It was that cop, wasn't it! So they could arrest and prosecute you!

From:

likewinning

[ He just rubs at his forehead. ]

I had my lawyer draft things up so it would be simple enough to return your assets to you once we overturn the declaration.