noterminalcalledend | (no subject)

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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From:

noterminalcalledend

You didn't even keep a can of coke in here for yourself? Emmet, we need to talk about self care.

From:

likewinning

The fridge in my office is full of energy drinks.

From:

noterminalcalledend

...now I am concerned....

From:

likewinning

[ getting both of them!! water!! ]

"Full" is an overstatement. It used to be that way. I have been cutting back the last few months.

From:

noterminalcalledend

[chugging water]

That is a relief to hear. I suppose my plan to fill you with pizza isn't the most healthy thing either.

But my desire to get you back on track with your weight will not be dissuaded.

From:

likewinning

Elesa and Skyla had a . . . chat with me about it around then.

[ and the food thing too, yeah. ]

I have been trying. I promise.

From:

noterminalcalledend

I know...

We can eat together now. So it will be easier.

From:

likewinning

Yes. And it is easier to be motivated when there are two people instead of one.

From:

noterminalcalledend

I must admit there were many times I forgot to eat as well.

[tho he aint skin and bones now ur bro got abs now]

From:

likewinning

[ yeah just.

gonna poke very gently at his stomach, avoiding the ribs. ]

From:

noterminalcalledend

[snorts]

I spent a lot of time outside, on my feet, traveling and climbing and all such. When I was reminded of my hunger I was sure to eat as much as I could. But I would go a day or two on occasion without. Lady Sneasler would fuss when I did that and eventually I became better about it.

From:

likewinning

Men are going to be knocking at our door for you, Ingo.

From:

noterminalcalledend

Who says I want that!!

From:

likewinning

[ there's a knock at their door, in fact. ]

Here they are, already!

[ He hops up to go get it.

It's just their groceries, but it could have been a dude for Ingo. ]

From:

noterminalcalledend

[unfortunately:

the delivery person IS a hot guy so

internal screaming]

From:

likewinning

[ Emmet smiles brightly and tips him handsomely before bringing the many, many grocery bags in, taking them to the kitchen. ]

Well.

From:

noterminalcalledend

Leave your brother alone!!

From:

likewinning

[ Emmet laaaauuughs as he goes to put everything up.

He did, for the record, get quite a bit of stuff. Staples for the pantries, fruits and vegetables, some frozen dinners in case they get super lazy, soda — the works. ]