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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

Fine. I will look into scheduling something for when you have to go back in.

[noterminalcalledend]

You haven't had a checkup since I've been gone, have you.

Have you been eating enough?

[sitting up straight, reaching to poke his brother's belly]

Your health is important.

[likewinning]

[ He is skin and bones. ]

I— I am fine! I did not need to see a doctor, so I did not. I have been eating.

[noterminalcalledend]

We need takeout so bad.

[trying to wheel himself to the living room but having trouble turning]

I'm stuck.

[likewinning]

[ Emmet pushes him back to the living room. ]

We can order delivery. I also have groceries coming in in about an hour.

[noterminalcalledend]

I'm so hungry...

Thanks, Emmet. You've really...

You can let me start helping more, you know.

[likewinning]

[ wheeling him over to the couch so he can slide onto it, sitting down himself. ]

And do what? You still do not have a phone. [ he pauses, considering that. ] . . . though you do have a tablet in your room.

[noterminalcalledend]

Grab it for me? And my notebook, if the police never took it. The one with all my passwords and notes.

We should order new phones, yours looks old.

[likewinning]

Mm. I never got around to replacing mine. As for your things, the police did not take anything. There was no need.

[ gets up, wandering off for a moment. When he comes back, he has Ingo's notebook, a tablet, and a charger with a longass cable. He plugs the charger in and hooks it up to the tablet, placing it on the coffee table by the couch before sitting back down, passing his notebook over. ]

It is dead. Just like you, legally.

[noterminalcalledend]

[god

Just cracking up]

[likewinning]

[ LIKE.

NOW THAT WE'RE OVER THE TRAUMA AND THAT'S THE LAWYER'S PROBLEM, IT'S A LITTLE FUNNY.

he grins over at Ingo, just. the usual shit eating grin. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

If I'm dead I should have punched the cop. Can't arrest a corpse.

[likewinning]

He would have found some way to blame me.

[noterminalcalledend]

Your honor all I can say is the man who punched me looked just like Emmet.

[likewinning]

I apparently have to decide soon if I want to pursue legal action against him.

[noterminalcalledend]

Sue him.

[leaning on Emmet, idly examining a pokeball in his hand]

I'll support you.

[likewinning]

I am verrrry tired. It will bring a lot of attention . . .

[ but ughhhhh, he's right.

ughhhhh. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I'll wear a really tight sleeveless shirt and distract everyone.

[grumbles]

Hold someone's hand.

[likewinning]

You do not need to do that.

[noterminalcalledend]

But I could.

[okay

Deep breath and

Releasing all his old pokemon from their balls




And instantly cries again omg babies]

[likewinning]

They missed you verrrry much. It was poor luck that I did not have any of them on my team yesterday.

[noterminalcalledend]

[petting so many pokemon as they cuddle up on him]

They remember me...

[likewinning]

Of course they do. You raised them lovingly. They never forgot about you.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's been such a long time... But they all look happy and healthy.

You did a wonderful job, Emmet.

[likewinning]

. . . they're family.