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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[noterminalcalledend]

[back into bed]

I will have to deal with them soon though. I should contact a professor as well to have my hisuian pokemon documented to lend credabilty to my claims. There's paperwork to be done...




I have to reapply for my job.

[likewinning]

Gear Station wants you back verrrry badly. Reapplying will only be a formality. Elesa is inquiring about the paperwork necessary to . . . take care of things. She and Skyla are also having lunch with Lenora in Nacrene City this afternoon.

[noterminalcalledend]

Thank you for getting so much done while I slept.

You must be eager to get everything back to normal.

I look forward to seeing all of them again. Perhaps we can have them over while we are resting?

[likewinning]

Of course. I know they want to see you verrrry badly.

[ but the hospital is a zoo outside rn and ha ha ha haaaaa. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

The doctor said after my scans today I can be released unless something extreme is discovered.

[likewinning]

[ taking out his phone again, TIME TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS just in case. ]

That would be nice. I would much rather have you recover at home.

[ time to look into NIMBASA PRIVATE SECURITY. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Maybe we can sneak out in an ambulance.

[likewinning]

We will figure something out. I will hire people.

[noterminalcalledend]

...oh right I technically have no money now.

[likewinning]

. . . I have it. We will get that sorted. I have not touched any of your things because I knew you were not dead.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's just strange to think about.

Brother I am but a poor man. Please take care of me.

[likewinning]

Technically, you are a dead man right now.

[noterminalcalledend]

Fuck.

[the extremely rare ingo cuss]

[likewinning]

[ my thoughts exactly. ]

I fought against it, but.

[noterminalcalledend]

There was no body! It was that cop, wasn't it! So they could arrest and prosecute you!

[likewinning]

[ He just rubs at his forehead. ]

I had my lawyer draft things up so it would be simple enough to return your assets to you once we overturn the declaration.

[noterminalcalledend]

When I'm legally a person again.

[likewinning]

I hate them.

[noterminalcalledend]

That is going to be such a pain to fix...

[likewinning]

You are back. That is all that matters.

[ frowns over at his phone, closing it and pocketing it again. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[...

Reaching to take the phone]

[likewinning]

[ welp. can't hide this stuff from Ingo for much longer.

just hands it over. Ingo absolutely knows his passcode. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[getting in

Time to check the internet--

Oh that's a lot. That's so much. All about us.]

This many people...?

[why are this many people giving a shit]

[likewinning]

. . . Yes.

[noterminalcalledend]

[fuuckkk]

I.

I will take care of it.

[but he does already sound overwhelmed]

Speaking with reporters isn't so hard. I have done so on our behalf many times in the past.

A. Press conference. I can arrange that.