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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

[ it's just nice to be cloooooose. ]

Yes. You know what I like.

[noterminalcalledend]

[going to order them some new phones real quick with rush shipping, they'll arrive tomorrow. shooting a message to their phone provider to arrange the switchover.

this is comfortable. this is what Ingo is use to. sure right now there's a Lot of extra stuff but. surely that will die down]

Done.

[and then there's the knock for the pizza delivery]

[likewinning]

[ Emmet pushes away from Ingo, sucking in a bit of air and composing himself quickly. He's gotten very used to doing that over the last few years.

and then marches over to the door with a bright smile, massive tip ready for the poor dude with their food. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[theres so much food]

I can smell it....!!

[likewinning]

Yes, yes, it is here!

[ Once he's paid the guy, he brings the massive pile of food over, then grabs a couple of plates and napkins and a few more sodas before settling back in next to Ingo.

[noterminalcalledend]

[EATING

PIZZA

holyshititssogood]

[likewinning]

[ Eating quietly himself, enjoying the silence. His phone isn't buzzing constantly, it's great. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Emmet food is so good.

[likewinning]

Take these.

[ passing over some of them sweet digestive meds.

don't die, bro. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[these will not be enough to save him but he is taking them

he is going to eat a whole large pizza please excuse your brother the hunger machine]

Thank you.

[likewinning]

[ yeah I did my part, he can wheel himself to the bathroom later. ]

It is a good pizza.

[noterminalcalledend]

It is. A good choice for my first real meal.

[hospital food does not count]

[likewinning]

We will get you a burger at some point.

[noterminalcalledend]

Yes. I will feel up to being out and about in a few days, we can have one then perhaps.

Pizza travels better.

[likewinning]

. . . when we go out, we are going to get swarmed.

[noterminalcalledend]

We will.

We have two choices. Face the crowd or wait at least a month.

I do not mind facing the crowd on my own. I could do a press conference to alleviate some of that crowd.

[likewinning]

I will not let you face them alone.

[noterminalcalledend]

If you wish. But you don't need to. It will be a lot of people.

[likewinning]

They are going to ask verrrry intrusive questions.

[noterminalcalledend]

Such as?

[likewinning]

Questioning you. Questioning your sanity. Questioning your relationships. Questioning if you are even truly in your right mind now.

[noterminalcalledend]

If they upset me, it will pass.

[no ingo ur very emotional and will cry all night once the cameras are gone]

[likewinning]

[ YEAH . . . ]

I will be there.

[ they can say mean things about me and ignore you. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I can have Elesa and Skyla put on hats and yell questions at me to practice.

[likewinning]

No one needs to yell at youuuu.

[ latches onto. ]