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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[likewinning]

[ Emmet laaaauuughs as he goes to put everything up.

He did, for the record, get quite a bit of stuff. Staples for the pantries, fruits and vegetables, some frozen dinners in case they get super lazy, soda — the works. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[face in hands]

Bring your brother a snack.

[likewinning]

What does my brother want?

[noterminalcalledend]

The potato chips, please.

[likewinning]

Right away.

[ bringing him the potato chips.

AND a soda. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Thank you, Emmet.

[gooodddd

he is enjoying his treats so much]

[likewinning]

[ emmet is SO HAPPY.

even though he's having to check his phone every so often and ignore calls or respond to texts. ]

How are they?

[noterminalcalledend]

Delicious. Have some chips with me. We've plenty of food and more coming.

Who is messaging you?

[likewinning]

Everyone.

[ reaches over to take some chips. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Unfortunately for everyone all your time now belongs to me.

[sets the bag between them to share]

Which I do apologize for.

[likewinning]

We have three and a half years to catch up on. You are allowed to monopolize my time all you want.

[ sends yet another call to voice mail. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I'm. Very angry I lost so much of our time together. All because of one man's stupid desires.

[likewinning]

[ puts an arm around him. ]

Me too.

[noterminalcalledend]

[leaning into

and i guess grabbing some pain pills to pop its about time]

I'm also angry with myself for breaking my bones. Again.

[likewinning]

You could not control falling out of the sky.

[noterminalcalledend]

I suppose. It will make it harder to get back to the subway sooner though.

[likewinning]

I will go back when you go back. It is as simple as that.

[noterminalcalledend]

[...grabs tablet to compose an email to Gear Station to ask for his old job back]

[likewinning]

[ laughs softly, leaning in. ]

They will be glad to have you back.

[noterminalcalledend]

Probably because you refused to have me replaced!

[likewinning]

Well.

Yes.

[noterminalcalledend]

...I'm glad though.

I would have felt strange had you coupled your car to someone else in that way.

[likewinning]

There is only one person I can couple my car with. Anyone else is . . .

[ He shrugs.

it's probably unhealthy but whatever, he's made his peace with it. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

It is simply not the same.

[likewinning]

No one understands me the way that you do.