noterminalcalledend | (no subject)

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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likewinning

[ gives them another squeeze. ]

I did not want you to be caught off guard. And for what it is worth, you have been an inspiration to many young trainers.

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noterminalcalledend

I'm not much of a role model.

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likewinning

You are my brother.

[ gives his hands another squeeze. ]

. . . do you recall the podcasts online? Where people would analyze what they deemed true crime from their desks?

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noterminalcalledend

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Oh of course.

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likewinning

There are a few. The most popular one is not very good.

[ if only because it fuckin' started the whole "did emmet kill ingo?!" trend in pop culture by being amateur-ass armchair detectives.

as if the officer wasn't bad enough. ]

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noterminalcalledend

Did they release an apology yet.

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likewinning

I have many media requests for comment in my email. I believe they are one of those.

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noterminalcalledend

I should tweet something...

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likewinning

You do not even have a phone right now.

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noterminalcalledend

Your phone is my phone.

From:

likewinning

[ rolls his eyes, passing it back to him. ]

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noterminalcalledend

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[taking pictures of Emmet and bb sneasel instead sorry]

From:

likewinning

Get our good side.

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noterminalcalledend

Every side.

Come here in bed with me.

I want a picture of us not taken by a stranger.

From:

likewinning

Very well.

[ don't have to tell him twice. He climbs in, minding Ingo's ribs. ]

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noterminalcalledend

[brother selfie

Then staring at the picture]

We look so much older.

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likewinning

We have gotten older.

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noterminalcalledend

You look forty.

From:

likewinning

I do not.

From:

noterminalcalledend

Fortythree specifically.

[flipping through pics

wow theres. a lot of nothing huh]

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likewinning

Lies and slander.

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noterminalcalledend

[it was really too easy to find the last picture of them together before he disappeared. they were having dinner together with elesa and skyla, celebrating a particularly eventful day at the subway

staring at it]