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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[noterminalcalledend]

[god

Just cracking up]

[likewinning]

[ LIKE.

NOW THAT WE'RE OVER THE TRAUMA AND THAT'S THE LAWYER'S PROBLEM, IT'S A LITTLE FUNNY.

he grins over at Ingo, just. the usual shit eating grin. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

If I'm dead I should have punched the cop. Can't arrest a corpse.

[likewinning]

He would have found some way to blame me.

[noterminalcalledend]

Your honor all I can say is the man who punched me looked just like Emmet.

[likewinning]

I apparently have to decide soon if I want to pursue legal action against him.

[noterminalcalledend]

Sue him.

[leaning on Emmet, idly examining a pokeball in his hand]

I'll support you.

[likewinning]

I am verrrry tired. It will bring a lot of attention . . .

[ but ughhhhh, he's right.

ughhhhh. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I'll wear a really tight sleeveless shirt and distract everyone.

[grumbles]

Hold someone's hand.

[likewinning]

You do not need to do that.

[noterminalcalledend]

But I could.

[okay

Deep breath and

Releasing all his old pokemon from their balls




And instantly cries again omg babies]

[likewinning]

They missed you verrrry much. It was poor luck that I did not have any of them on my team yesterday.

[noterminalcalledend]

[petting so many pokemon as they cuddle up on him]

They remember me...

[likewinning]

Of course they do. You raised them lovingly. They never forgot about you.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's been such a long time... But they all look happy and healthy.

You did a wonderful job, Emmet.

[likewinning]

. . . they're family.

[noterminalcalledend]

They are.

Everyone is here.

[closes his eyes, very satisfied as chandelure and bb sneasel take his lap together]

I was able to remember my family first. You and them.

[likewinning]

[ He leans in, hugging at Ingo's arm. ]

. . . I am glad. And I am even more glad that you found your way home.

[noterminalcalledend]

It was hard. I couldn't have done it alone. I have to thank Akari. She's a good kid.

[mutual leaning]

We fought many battles. And asked for help we should not have been able to reach.

Thank Arceus. Literally.

[likewinning]

[ Arceus. that all sounds so intense.

He just hugs on a bit more tightly, quiet. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

It was. Very overwhelming.

It was all overwhelming.

We fought Giratina.

[likewinning]

You have been through so much. You can rest now.

[noterminalcalledend]

I think I had the better deal.

I could attack my troubles.

[likewinning]

I have seen your scars.

[noterminalcalledend]

Do you think they'll make Elesa cry?