noterminalcalledend | (no subject)

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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noterminalcalledend

Do not take all the handsome men.

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likewinning

They are all yours.

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noterminalcalledend

Though for now the solitude is actually quite lovely...

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likewinning

You are holding out for a certain someone.

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noterminalcalledend

Not at all!

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likewinning

My big brother is so cute.

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noterminalcalledend

There is nothing to be cute about!

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likewinning

Verrrry cute.

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noterminalcalledend

YOU are the cute one.

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likewinning

Nice try.

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noterminalcalledend

You've a charming smile.

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likewinning

But the internet does not swoon over it.

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noterminalcalledend

..........................have you never looked into that back. Ah.

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likewinning

What?

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noterminalcalledend

It is better you do not know.

Anyway.

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likewinning

Ingo?

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noterminalcalledend

[shoulder pats]

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likewinning

You need to tell me.

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noterminalcalledend

[pauses there walk to pull put phone

its the galaxy brain meme. normal brain: ingo with his almost smile. galaxy brain: Emmet with a very wide grin]

This at least is gentle enough and I agree with.