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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

It is okay, little miss. I prefer Ingo, too.

[noterminalcalledend]

Both of you are ridiculous creatures then. Goodness, Emmet.

[likewinning]

Do you want the rest of my malasada, Ingo?

[ Zorua perks up in his lap and proceeds to unhinge her jaw and inhale the rest of it. ]

— ah, never mind. You were too slow.

[noterminalcalledend]

[laughs and claps his hands]

Bravo! Impressive display!

[likewinning]

[ gives THE GIRL a little scritch behind the ear as she yawns. ]

Verrrry good, little miss.

[noterminalcalledend]

I believe she would enjoy being carried.

[likewinning]

It would seem that way. Will the little lady be alright on your shoulder?

[noterminalcalledend]

I believe I can manage it.

[likewinning]

Alright. Please let me know if you want to stop again. We always can.

[ now that he's done with his food, he moves to gently scoop up Zorua, who allows it. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

...what a fine pair you make.

[likewinning]

She is tolerating me.

[noterminalcalledend]

Give yourself far more credit.

She would have bitten Melli by now.

Twice.

[likewinning]

Yes, but anyone would have bitten Melli twice by now based on what you have said.

[noterminalcalledend]

True.

I might have even.

[likewinning]

You would not have.

[noterminalcalledend]

I am not as patient as you think me.

[he is]

[likewinning]

You are my verrrry patient big brother.

[noterminalcalledend]

Endlessly so.

[likewinning]

It is one of your many good qualities.

[ let's start walkin' again. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[we going again, struggling a moment to get to his feet but steadying well. lets go!!]

[likewinning]

[ He sticks close to Ingo so he's there if his brother needs someone for support. ]

Please tell me if we need to stop.

[noterminalcalledend]

I can go for hours without a doubt.

[likewinning]

We will see about that.

[ Emmet may just ever so conveniently take extra breaks. it's cool. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Your little one seems quite pleased.

[likewinning]

She is not struggling against me. I will take that as a win.