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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

I think she would appreciate that.

[noterminalcalledend]

Food is truly a powerful way to bond.

[likewinning]

Isn't it?

[noterminalcalledend]

Food, pokemon, the outdoors, my brother...

Its already a perfect vacation.

[likewinning]

I am so, so verrrrry glad to hear that.

[ he is smiling so brightly. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[takes a picture]

[likewinning]

— hmm?

[noterminalcalledend]

Cutest brother.

[likewinning]

That is your opinion.

[noterminalcalledend]

Your face is precious to me.

[likewinning]

[ oh.

that's sweet. ]

I see.

[noterminalcalledend]

I will have it printed later.

[likewinning]

If you wish.

[noterminalcalledend]

I do.

[today might be the first actually peaceful day they have had since Ingo returned

what a fucking treat

has not bothered with any sort of Work today. the internet and media can fucking waiiitttt]

[likewinning]

You look verrrry peaceful right now.

[noterminalcalledend]

I'm enjoying myself a great deal.

[finishes his meal, dabbing at his mouth with a napkin]

And feel energized to take on more of the day.

[likewinning]

That malasada did the trick?

[noterminalcalledend]

Indeed. I believe I am stronger than ever. What a splendid idea it was.

[likewinning]

You suggested that we stop and eat. All I did was find a place nearby.

[noterminalcalledend]

Next, an area your little lady would enjoy, correct?

[likewinning]

Ah, yes. I think she would like the Lush Jungle, although . . . did you bring her ball with you?

[ Though the Hisuian pokemon gravitate between the two of them, he's mostly left the balls in Ingo's care. It just felt right. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Of course. Here.

[passes it over]

Your little lady.

[likewinning]

Thank you.

[ He takes the ball and lets the Zorua out.

She looks around shyly, taking a step or two back. Emmet kneels down, softening his smile. ]

Good afternoon, little one. I have a bit of my malasada left if you would like it.

[ She looks at him warily before looking at Ingo. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[takes a bite of his own malasade]

It's good, my dear. Do not hesitate to join us.

[and his little sneasel just waves~ at the zorua lazily HAY GIRL]

[likewinning]

[ She seems to relax a little, allowing Emmet to pick her up so he can sit back down and place her on his lap, giving her easy access to the malasada. Zorua takes a nibble before chomping down the rest of it. ]

See? There we are.