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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

That did not warrant your reaction.

[noterminalcalledend]

Yes.

Well.

You do not want to know about what Yandere means.

[likewinning]

Either you tell me or I am looking it up the moment we get back to the hotel.

[noterminalcalledend]

People want you to shove them bodily into a wall and say things like Don't look at anyone else but ME.

[likewinning]

Oh. Weird.

Anyway.

[noterminalcalledend]

...

[likewinning]

You are the cuter brother.

[noterminalcalledend]

I will hit you with my cane.

[does not do this]

[likewinning]

No, you need it to stand.

[noterminalcalledend]

I can stand without it.

[he cannot]

[likewinning]

You cannot and if you try, we are turning around and going back to the hotel.

[noterminalcalledend]

Emmet!!!!

[likewinning]

I care about you verrrry much.

[noterminalcalledend]

I bet I could do it...

[likewinning]

My apologies, little miss, but we will have to return to our station shortly.

[noterminalcalledend]

I won't try!!

[likewinning]

Good! You would not want to disappoint her, after all.

[noterminalcalledend]

Or you.

Or myself.

[likewinning]

. . . yes.

[noterminalcalledend]

...in all honesty I.

I actually would like to sit for a bit.

[likewinning]

Very well! Where would you like to go?

[noterminalcalledend]

Lunch somewhere perhaps?

[likewinning]

Alright. I believe there is a malasada shop nearby.

[noterminalcalledend]

Malasada....!!!

[likewinning]

[ laughs, starting to lead him off in that direction. ]

Alright, alright.