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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

And I was verrrry proud of you!

[noterminalcalledend]

No one will suspect us.

[likewinning]

Not in Alola, anyway.

[noterminalcalledend]

Should we head for another route soon?

[likewinning]

Let's see . . . if we head to Route 5, we can make it to the Lush Jungle through there.

[noterminalcalledend]

Oh, that sounds lovely! Is the terrain tricky?

[likewinning]

It should not be.

[noterminalcalledend]

Then I shall gladly take it on!

[likewinning]

Wonderful. And if it is, we will simply not stray too far inside.

[noterminalcalledend]

Considerate as always.

Let us find some fine battles for our little ones.

[likewinning]

Right. No Yungeese for them!

[noterminalcalledend]

Indeed, something more interesting this time...

[likewinning]

Fomantis could be good for your little lady. They are weak to poison.

[noterminalcalledend]

She WOULD enjoy such a domination against another.

[likewinning]

I thought as much.

[noterminalcalledend]

She is haughty as her mother.

[likewinning]

I am sorry to have never met her mother, but I am glad to be able to witness her own sassiness.

[noterminalcalledend]

...I really would have enjoyed it. The two of you meeting.

[likewinning]

I know you would have.

[noterminalcalledend]

She is very precious to me.

[likewinning]

I never thought a woman would hold a place in your heart like that.

[noterminalcalledend]

Elesa erasure.

[likewinning]

You know what I meant.

[noterminalcalledend]

You are trying to fluster me!!!!

[likewinning]

Yes, I am.