noterminalcalledend | (no subject)

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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likewinning

[ oh.

that's sweet. ]

I see.

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noterminalcalledend

I will have it printed later.

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likewinning

If you wish.

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noterminalcalledend

I do.

[today might be the first actually peaceful day they have had since Ingo returned

what a fucking treat

has not bothered with any sort of Work today. the internet and media can fucking waiiitttt]

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likewinning

You look verrrry peaceful right now.

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noterminalcalledend

I'm enjoying myself a great deal.

[finishes his meal, dabbing at his mouth with a napkin]

And feel energized to take on more of the day.

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likewinning

That malasada did the trick?

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noterminalcalledend

Indeed. I believe I am stronger than ever. What a splendid idea it was.

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likewinning

You suggested that we stop and eat. All I did was find a place nearby.

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noterminalcalledend

Next, an area your little lady would enjoy, correct?

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likewinning

Ah, yes. I think she would like the Lush Jungle, although . . . did you bring her ball with you?

[ Though the Hisuian pokemon gravitate between the two of them, he's mostly left the balls in Ingo's care. It just felt right. ]

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noterminalcalledend

Of course. Here.

[passes it over]

Your little lady.

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likewinning

Thank you.

[ He takes the ball and lets the Zorua out.

She looks around shyly, taking a step or two back. Emmet kneels down, softening his smile. ]

Good afternoon, little one. I have a bit of my malasada left if you would like it.

[ She looks at him warily before looking at Ingo. ]

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noterminalcalledend

[takes a bite of his own malasade]

It's good, my dear. Do not hesitate to join us.

[and his little sneasel just waves~ at the zorua lazily HAY GIRL]

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likewinning

[ She seems to relax a little, allowing Emmet to pick her up so he can sit back down and place her on his lap, giving her easy access to the malasada. Zorua takes a nibble before chomping down the rest of it. ]

See? There we are.

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noterminalcalledend

Her allowing you to lift her as such is quite the show of trust. She truly is warming to you.

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likewinning

I was afraid she was going to run off on me.

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noterminalcalledend

No...I do not think she would run while I am present.

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likewinning

True. You are a comforting presence to all.

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noterminalcalledend

Simply more familiar and known, really.

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likewinning

It is okay, little miss. I prefer Ingo, too.

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noterminalcalledend

Both of you are ridiculous creatures then. Goodness, Emmet.

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likewinning

Do you want the rest of my malasada, Ingo?

[ Zorua perks up in his lap and proceeds to unhinge her jaw and inhale the rest of it. ]

— ah, never mind. You were too slow.