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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

You should expect no less from me.

[noterminalcalledend]

I hope Pike beats you in combat.

[likewinning]

Good luck.

[noterminalcalledend]

She is as fierce and feral as yourself.

[likewinning]

But I have been without my brother for years. I still have much feral energy.

[noterminalcalledend]

...that cannot be argued against I must admit.

[likewinning]

Especially if you are an Unovan reporter.

[noterminalcalledend]

Did you make any of them cry?

[likewinning]

A few.

[noterminalcalledend]

Good.

[likewinning]

They had it coming.