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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

I bet I could do it...

[likewinning]

My apologies, little miss, but we will have to return to our station shortly.

[noterminalcalledend]

I won't try!!

[likewinning]

Good! You would not want to disappoint her, after all.

[noterminalcalledend]

Or you.

Or myself.

[likewinning]

. . . yes.

[noterminalcalledend]

...in all honesty I.

I actually would like to sit for a bit.

[likewinning]

Very well! Where would you like to go?

[noterminalcalledend]

Lunch somewhere perhaps?

[likewinning]

Alright. I believe there is a malasada shop nearby.

[noterminalcalledend]

Malasada....!!!

[likewinning]

[ laughs, starting to lead him off in that direction. ]

Alright, alright.

[noterminalcalledend]

Emmet I have heard they are QUITE delicious and I have never had one!! Nor have you!

[likewinning]

You are verrrry excited at this prospect.

[noterminalcalledend]

Food is very exciting!! Are you not excited?

[likewinning]

I am Emmet. I am excited.

[noterminalcalledend]

And we can eat without being watched or bothered...!

[likewinning]

Yes.

[ honestly i just like seeing you all excited. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[into the shop



sits right away]

Oh I was tired actually.

[likewinning]

Tell me what you want and I will bring it over.

[ He picks up bb sneasel at that and places her gently on Ingo's shoulder. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[gives her a pet]

The oversized one on special.

[likewinning]

Absolutely.

[ He goes off to get their food, coming back with a normal sized one for himself and the oversized one for Ingo. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[gives a bit to his bb then starts in himself]

DELICIOUS

[likewinning]

[ laughs! ]

Is it?

[noterminalcalledend]

Yes.

Thank you for the idea to come here.