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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[likewinning]

[ A few weeks have passed since Ingo was unceremoniously dumped out of the sky and back into Unova. Legal stuff is going well enough thanks to their lawyer. And Emmet is on leave from the Battle Subway for the forseeable future, much to his chagrin.

Not that he doesn't enjoy spending time with Ingo — he does, verrrry much so. It's just that while Ingo has other things to attend to, like physical therapy and whatnot, Emmet is left to his own devices. And that hasn't been the best thing for him these last three years.

So it's no surprise that he comes back one afternoon after having dipped out to check on a few things over at Gear Station looking rather harried. ]

Ingo! I am home.

[noterminalcalledend]

Emmet! Look, I've graduated to a cane--

What is it?

[likewinning]

A cane? Really?

[ goes to flop on the couch, looking over in Ingo's direction. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[stepping over from the kitchen with his cane, glass of water in one hand]

Yes.

But that is of little consequence presently. What is troubling you?

[likewinning]

Not at all. That is best news I have heard today. It opens up many more options for you.

[noterminalcalledend]

They are hopeful I will no longer need the cane within a few weeks.

But you are dodging the actual troubling issue I see.

[likewinning]

I would rather talk about your breakthroughs.

[noterminalcalledend]

[sits next to his brother slowly

then gives him a light cane whack]

[likewinning]

Ow!

[noterminalcalledend]

Did someone harass you?

[likewinning]

What else is new.

[noterminalcalledend]

Everyone is so awful....what happened?

[likewinning]

The usual.

[ Emmet sighs, squaring his shoulders as his smile falls. ]

. . . Except one of them brought you into it.

[noterminalcalledend]

What did they say?

[likewinning]

. . .

That you likely had brain damage after— everything.

[noterminalcalledend]

They're probably not WRONG but its very rude to say it.

[huffs]

[likewinning]

They checked everything at the hospital. You are fine.

[noterminalcalledend]

You're more sensitive over it than I am.

[reaches over to fluff his brother's AMPLE BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! SO MUCH HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!]

Yes, the doctors did declare me in danger. So you shouldn't let such comments bother you. I understand though, people are trying say things to belittle me.

And if I did have damage it should not be a matter of snide gossip but for concern. That's the true injustice.

[likewinning]

. . . I am sick of them talking about you like that.

[noterminalcalledend]

Perhaps we need some time away from Unova and all this ill gossip.

[likewinning]

But you are still— you have things to do.

[noterminalcalledend]

There are hospitals across the world.

[likewinning]

. . .

If it will not hinder your recovery, then— then perhaps we should.

[ also don't check social media. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I'll make some arrangements.

[grabbing his phone]

How does Alola sound?

[likewinning]

. . . that could be nice. They are not likely to bother us there.