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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

As expected of the Sinnoh Champion.

[noterminalcalledend]

After she sorted things she contacted me and told me the truth of things.

So together we strove to contact Arceus together. With our wish we hoped to be granted.

[likewinning]

And then you . . . negotiated?

[noterminalcalledend]

It turned out we needed to defeat giratina in a specific way in order to earn our return....

[likewinning]

How so?

[noterminalcalledend]

[lays back on the bed]

We had to find a regional legendary to aid us. It took quite some time.

[likewinning]

[ lays back with him, looking over. ]

Oh, is that all?

[ It's sarcasm, of course. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I had a perfectly good team! So did Akari!!!

[likewinning]

Legendaries are difficult, apparently.

[noterminalcalledend]

It was time consuming when we were eager to return.

[likewinning]

Sounds like a trial.

[noterminalcalledend]

All worth it in the end. I am very happy to be home.

[likewinning]

. . . thank you for working as hard as you did.

[noterminalcalledend]

I was incomplete without you.

[likewinning]

So was I.

[noterminalcalledend]

[pulls over for a hug]

[likewinning]

[ hugging him back tightly. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

We will be okay.

[likewinning]

As long as the reporters leave us alone.

[noterminalcalledend]

They won't find us in Alola.

[likewinning]

I might commit murder if they do.

[noterminalcalledend]

Brother no.

[likewinning]

Kiddingggg.

[noterminalcalledend]

Part of you wants to do murder.

[likewinning]

Part of me, yes. Prepare yourself, brother!

[ attacks . . . Ingo's hair.

because he has it. and it's getting messed up now. ]