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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

. . . hey.

[ glances off to the side, looking a little guilty. ]

Thank you. — for battling the media.

[noterminalcalledend]

I'm happy to be the one to do it.

You fought long and hard while alone for so long. It's my turn now.

[likewinning]

They always did listen to you more.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's because I am cuter.

[likewinning]

This is true.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's my dazzling smile.

[likewinning]

The internet swoons when you do that little almost smile of yours.

[noterminalcalledend]

This?

[likewinning]

No.

[noterminalcalledend]

I rarely make such an expression.

[likewinning]

Yes, just like that.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's easier when it is just the two of us.

I've always wished to be able to have a smile like yours though.

[likewinning]

That makes the times when you smile that much more special.

[noterminalcalledend]

And only for the most special people.

[likewinning]

I feel honored!

[noterminalcalledend]

The internet wishes they were you!!

[likewinning]

Too bad.

[noterminalcalledend]

...do they really swoon over my smile?

[googling brb]

[likewinning]

They do.

[noterminalcalledend]

[oh my GOD

turning red]

[likewinning]

Well?

[noterminalcalledend]

The internet needs to calm down....!

[likewinning]

They have no chill.

[noterminalcalledend]

I like the Emmet memes better.

[likewinning]

The internet is mean to me.