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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

I am! I am verrrry annoyed!

[noterminalcalledend]

It looks like we can leave by tomorrow. How does that sound?

[likewinning]

The sooner the better.

. . . I may have yelled at them.

[noterminalcalledend]

[............CHECKING PUBLICFREAKOUT REDDIT]

[likewinning]

[ emmet is ALL OVER IT. ]

. . .

[noterminalcalledend]

You.

Became very very very angry.

[likewinning]

They should not have brought you into it.

[noterminalcalledend]

You are very protective. And I cannot say I do not require some amount of protection.

But.

[likewinning]

They should not have brought you into it.

[noterminalcalledend]

They should not have.

But they will regardless.

[likewinning]

[ clasps his hands in his lap, looking down. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I'm very proud you did not punch them.

[likewinning]

It would have caused problems for you.

[noterminalcalledend]

[hugs]

And for you as well.

[likewinning]

. . . yes.

[noterminalcalledend]

We'll take time away and things will become easier to deal with.

[likewinning]

Hopefully.

[noterminalcalledend]

We'll stay off the radar!

[likewinning]

They would expect us to go to Sinnoh.

[noterminalcalledend]

They will never see it coming.

If we avoid the resorts no one should spot us.

[likewinning]

The Tide Song Hotel should be alright. Most would expect us to be at the Hano instead.

[noterminalcalledend]

And we will look different enough without our uniforms.

Maybe we will wear. Colors.

[likewinning]

Colors? Fascinating.

[noterminalcalledend]

What are our colors again.

[likewinning]

Sometimes, you do red and I do green.