noterminalcalledend | (no subject)

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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likewinning

Of course not! He was always verrrry kind to me and good to you. I approved.

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noterminalcalledend

Yes, that was something I liked very much about him. He admires you.

Do you think...

[trails off]

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likewinning

What is it, Ingo?

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noterminalcalledend

That he could be open to something long distance? I wouldn't ask him to give up his work.

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likewinning

Are you open to something long distance?

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noterminalcalledend

I could try.

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likewinning

Then it is worth asking.

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noterminalcalledend

...I will ask.

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likewinning

Good. I will hold you to that.

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noterminalcalledend

...

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likewinning

Do not do that when you see him again.

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noterminalcalledend

In my defense I think he finds that charming.

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likewinning

He does not know any better.

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noterminalcalledend

You also find it charming.

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likewinning

Because it makes you look verrrry silly.

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noterminalcalledend

I am silly.

Hysterical.

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likewinning

Sometimes.

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noterminalcalledend

The funniest brother.

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likewinning

People do like you better.

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noterminalcalledend

SOME people like me better.

Children vastly prefer you. And those truly serious in regards to battling find you more admirable and interesting as well.

And while many people have given you quite the hard time on the internet, you are also a beloved meme at this point. People are impressed by the strength of your conviction regarding me.