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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

The usual.

[ Emmet sighs, squaring his shoulders as his smile falls. ]

. . . Except one of them brought you into it.

[noterminalcalledend]

What did they say?

[likewinning]

. . .

That you likely had brain damage after— everything.

[noterminalcalledend]

They're probably not WRONG but its very rude to say it.

[huffs]

[likewinning]

They checked everything at the hospital. You are fine.

[noterminalcalledend]

You're more sensitive over it than I am.

[reaches over to fluff his brother's AMPLE BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! SO MUCH HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!]

Yes, the doctors did declare me in danger. So you shouldn't let such comments bother you. I understand though, people are trying say things to belittle me.

And if I did have damage it should not be a matter of snide gossip but for concern. That's the true injustice.

[likewinning]

. . . I am sick of them talking about you like that.

[noterminalcalledend]

Perhaps we need some time away from Unova and all this ill gossip.

[likewinning]

But you are still— you have things to do.

[noterminalcalledend]

There are hospitals across the world.

[likewinning]

. . .

If it will not hinder your recovery, then— then perhaps we should.

[ also don't check social media. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I'll make some arrangements.

[grabbing his phone]

How does Alola sound?

[likewinning]

. . . that could be nice. They are not likely to bother us there.

[noterminalcalledend]

Especially if our exit is discreet.

[likewinning]

We can be discreet.

[noterminalcalledend]

And I should be well enough to search for pokemon if you go slow.

[likewinning]

Really? There— there are a lot of rare pokemon in the Alola region!

[noterminalcalledend]

It will be very exciting and fun!

You should leave your phone at home.

[likewinning]

I know why you are saying that, but I want to take pictures with it.

[noterminalcalledend]

Okay.

Delete twitter.

[likewinning]

. . .

[ sighs, going to do that. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

AND Insta!

[likewinning]

But—

[noterminalcalledend]

You're going to check things you should not!

[likewinning]

[ ughhhHHHH.

goes to. delete instagram, too. ]