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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

I rarely make such an expression.

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Yes, just like that.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's easier when it is just the two of us.

I've always wished to be able to have a smile like yours though.

[likewinning]

That makes the times when you smile that much more special.

[noterminalcalledend]

And only for the most special people.

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I feel honored!

[noterminalcalledend]

The internet wishes they were you!!

[likewinning]

Too bad.

[noterminalcalledend]

...do they really swoon over my smile?

[googling brb]

[likewinning]

They do.

[noterminalcalledend]

[oh my GOD

turning red]

[likewinning]

Well?

[noterminalcalledend]

The internet needs to calm down....!

[likewinning]

They have no chill.

[noterminalcalledend]

I like the Emmet memes better.

[likewinning]

The internet is mean to me.

[noterminalcalledend]

They made you a Truth meme.

They use your picture from the Gear Station website then use the impact font to state obvious facts like Masks Work.

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I still will not forget their crimes.

[noterminalcalledend]

The entire internet was never against you.

Just half the internet.

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And that cop.

[noterminalcalledend]

I would fight him in a boxing ring on youtube so everyone could see me knock him flat on his ass.

[likewinning]

I take it you saw that I did initiate legal action.

[noterminalcalledend]

Yes and I've been taking it from there. He built a purely circumstantial case with no motive, engaged in harassing behaviors not only against you but apparently other acquaintances of ours as well in an effort to get himself a Big Win.

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[ Emmet goes quiet, just. nodding a little. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

My intentions are to have him fired and to pay us for pain and suffering.

Is that your ideal outcome?