noterminalcalledend | (no subject)

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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From:

likewinning

I am Emmet. I am rude.

From:

noterminalcalledend

We will have a peaceful vacation that will ease your need to be rude.

From:

likewinning

. . . I would like that.

From:

noterminalcalledend

What are you most excited about?

From:

likewinning

Seeking out Alolan pokemon, of course. Akala Island is home to salandit, after all.

From:

noterminalcalledend

Oh, it's been awhile since I have seen such a pokemon.

From:

likewinning

Only the female can evolve.

From:

noterminalcalledend

Nature is always full of surprises...

From:

likewinning

Isn't it? It is fascinating!

From:

noterminalcalledend

What sort of pokemon should I look for...

From:

likewinning

That depends on what type you are looking to incorporate into your party.

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noterminalcalledend

You're the true expert on team synergy.

[that's being humble, ingo has only become an even stronger trainer with his absence]

From:

likewinning

Perhaps. But you are no slouch either.

From:

noterminalcalledend

I've certainly improved as of late.

From:

likewinning

What a humble brag.

From:

noterminalcalledend

Let's have a proper battle in Alola.

From:

likewinning

Let's make it even more interesting and have a proper battle in Alola with only pokemon that we've caught there.

From:

noterminalcalledend

[yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Any stakes?

From:

likewinning

Such as?

From:

noterminalcalledend

Winner gets first dibs on our Growlithe for the subway.

[since while most of the hisui pokemon Ingo has brought have naturally drifted to one or the other, the growlithe has def been running back and forth between them]