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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

[watching sneasel pounce at something and make a dumb baby noise]

Oh....!

[hurrying over]

[likewinning]

What did she find?

[ follows! ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Yangoose!

[likewinning]

Good. She has the type advantage.

[noterminalcalledend]

[battling go, giving his orders and

pokeballing the angy yangoose before leaning down to grab the ball AND the sneasel]

Come here, dear.

[likewinning]

You did verrrry well.

[noterminalcalledend]

You may catch the next one then?

[likewinning]

Hmm. Time to see what is out there.

[ the grass is shaking! ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[bb sneasel trying to leap at, but Ingo catches her]

Little lady, please await your turn.

[likewinning]

[ He tosses out a bisharp — his one pokemon with false swipe, aka one of the ones he doesn't use on the subway at all — and engages with a grubbin. ]

Well, well.

[noterminalcalledend]

How lucky....!!

[likewinning]

It's only fitting, isn't it? Alola's bug/electric type is interesting.

[ has bisharp false swipe it a couple times before tossing out a ball. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Perfectly suited to your strategies....

[likewinning]

[ shake, shake, aaaaand caught.

He walks over to pick up the ball. ]

I will certainly have to give it some thought.

[noterminalcalledend]

As though you did not already work out multiple strategies before we even arrived.

[likewinning]

Guilty as charged!

[noterminalcalledend]

Perhaps I will not be the threat I hoped to be.

[likewinning]

You will. I know you have Hisuian tricks up your sleeve. I must be prepared.

[noterminalcalledend]

I have no such tricks.

[likewinning]

And I did not spend hours on the flight over thinking up tactics.

[noterminalcalledend]

Exactly.

[likewinning]

Glad we have come to an understanding.

[ walks back over to Ingo's side, resting a hand on his shoulder. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Where would you like to head after we finish here?

[likewinning]

It does not matter to me. I am here with you.

[ a beat. ]

And the little lady.

[noterminalcalledend]

Could you take her? She is quite a squirming beast.