The Subway Master Ingo (
noterminalcalledend) wrote2022-04-05 04:52 pm
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[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.
And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.
And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.
holy shit a guy fell out the sky
ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???
I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???
@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES
@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this
@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND
Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]
And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.
And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.
holy shit a guy fell out the sky
ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???
I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???
@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES
@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this
@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND
Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]
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Not that he doesn't enjoy spending time with Ingo — he does, verrrry much so. It's just that while Ingo has other things to attend to, like physical therapy and whatnot, Emmet is left to his own devices. And that hasn't been the best thing for him these last three years.
So it's no surprise that he comes back one afternoon after having dipped out to check on a few things over at Gear Station looking rather harried. ]
Ingo! I am home.
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What is it?
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[ goes to flop on the couch, looking over in Ingo's direction. ]
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Yes.
But that is of little consequence presently. What is troubling you?
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But you are dodging the actual troubling issue I see.
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then gives him a light cane whack]
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[ Emmet sighs, squaring his shoulders as his smile falls. ]
. . . Except one of them brought you into it.
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That you likely had brain damage after— everything.
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[huffs]
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[reaches over to fluff his brother's AMPLE BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! SO MUCH HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!]
Yes, the doctors did declare me in danger. So you shouldn't let such comments bother you. I understand though, people are trying say things to belittle me.
And if I did have damage it should not be a matter of snide gossip but for concern. That's the true injustice.
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If it will not hinder your recovery, then— then perhaps we should.
[ also don't check social media. ]
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[grabbing his phone]
How does Alola sound?
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