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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

What!

[noterminalcalledend]

Liar.

[likewinning]

. . . Being alone was too depressing. At least at work, there were constantly people around.

[noterminalcalledend]

I suppose. But thinking of you never being at rest makes me sad.

[likewinning]

[ shrugs. ]

It was all I could do.

[noterminalcalledend]

[hand squeezeeee]

Am I too slow? With my cane.

[likewinning]

No, of course not.

[noterminalcalledend]

I must be becoming pretty fit.

[likewinning]

You already were fit.

[noterminalcalledend]

True.

Are you enjoying my gun show?

[likewinning]

No, I hate it.

[noterminalcalledend]

Just get strong too.

[likewinning]

I am strong.

[noterminalcalledend]

Let me see a flex.

[likewinning]

[ flexes!

. . . he's average af. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I have competition.

[likewinning]

You do!

[noterminalcalledend]

Do not take all the handsome men.

[likewinning]

They are all yours.

[noterminalcalledend]

Though for now the solitude is actually quite lovely...

[likewinning]

You are holding out for a certain someone.

[noterminalcalledend]

Not at all!

[likewinning]

My big brother is so cute.

[noterminalcalledend]

There is nothing to be cute about!

[likewinning]

Verrrry cute.