The Subway Master Ingo (
noterminalcalledend) wrote2022-04-05 04:52 pm
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[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.
And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.
And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.
holy shit a guy fell out the sky
ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???
I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???
@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES
@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this
@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND
Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]
And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.
And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.
holy shit a guy fell out the sky
ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???
I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???
@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES
@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this
@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND
Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]
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Thank you for telling me. I will...be prepared. I can handle it.
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I did not want you to be caught off guard. And for what it is worth, you have been an inspiration to many young trainers.
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[ gives his hands another squeeze. ]
. . . do you recall the podcasts online? Where people would analyze what they deemed true crime from their desks?
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Oh of course.
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[ if only because it fuckin' started the whole "did emmet kill ingo?!" trend in pop culture by being amateur-ass armchair detectives.
as if the officer wasn't bad enough. ]
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[taking pictures of Emmet and bb sneasel instead sorry]
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Come here in bed with me.
I want a picture of us not taken by a stranger.
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[ don't have to tell him twice. He climbs in, minding Ingo's ribs. ]
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Then staring at the picture]
We look so much older.
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[flipping through pics
wow theres. a lot of nothing huh]
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staring at it]
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I was very stupid back then. I didn't appreciate the life I had enough at all.
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