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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

Maybe we can sneak out in an ambulance.

[likewinning]

We will figure something out. I will hire people.

[noterminalcalledend]

...oh right I technically have no money now.

[likewinning]

. . . I have it. We will get that sorted. I have not touched any of your things because I knew you were not dead.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's just strange to think about.

Brother I am but a poor man. Please take care of me.

[likewinning]

Technically, you are a dead man right now.

[noterminalcalledend]

Fuck.

[the extremely rare ingo cuss]

[likewinning]

[ my thoughts exactly. ]

I fought against it, but.

[noterminalcalledend]

There was no body! It was that cop, wasn't it! So they could arrest and prosecute you!

[likewinning]

[ He just rubs at his forehead. ]

I had my lawyer draft things up so it would be simple enough to return your assets to you once we overturn the declaration.

[noterminalcalledend]

When I'm legally a person again.

[likewinning]

I hate them.

[noterminalcalledend]

That is going to be such a pain to fix...

[likewinning]

You are back. That is all that matters.

[ frowns over at his phone, closing it and pocketing it again. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[...

Reaching to take the phone]

[likewinning]

[ welp. can't hide this stuff from Ingo for much longer.

just hands it over. Ingo absolutely knows his passcode. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[getting in

Time to check the internet--

Oh that's a lot. That's so much. All about us.]

This many people...?

[why are this many people giving a shit]

[likewinning]

. . . Yes.

[noterminalcalledend]

[fuuckkk]

I.

I will take care of it.

[but he does already sound overwhelmed]

Speaking with reporters isn't so hard. I have done so on our behalf many times in the past.

A. Press conference. I can arrange that.

[likewinning]

First, you will recover. It will give you time to see the whole scope of everything.

[ like podcasts spinning wild theories and your getting outed and everything. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Do you think the hospital can give me a Xanax.

[trying to sound joking

He is not joking]

[likewinning]

[ reaching over to take his phone back. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Maybe a digital press conference. So you can be a blurry blob behind me and not have to deal with things...

[likewinning]

This has been my life for years.

[noterminalcalledend]

Not any longer.

I'll take over.