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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

But you are still— you have things to do.

[noterminalcalledend]

There are hospitals across the world.

[likewinning]

. . .

If it will not hinder your recovery, then— then perhaps we should.

[ also don't check social media. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I'll make some arrangements.

[grabbing his phone]

How does Alola sound?

[likewinning]

. . . that could be nice. They are not likely to bother us there.

[noterminalcalledend]

Especially if our exit is discreet.

[likewinning]

We can be discreet.

[noterminalcalledend]

And I should be well enough to search for pokemon if you go slow.

[likewinning]

Really? There— there are a lot of rare pokemon in the Alola region!

[noterminalcalledend]

It will be very exciting and fun!

You should leave your phone at home.

[likewinning]

I know why you are saying that, but I want to take pictures with it.

[noterminalcalledend]

Okay.

Delete twitter.

[likewinning]

. . .

[ sighs, going to do that. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

AND Insta!

[likewinning]

But—

[noterminalcalledend]

You're going to check things you should not!

[likewinning]

[ ughhhHHHH.

goes to. delete instagram, too. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

You are annoyed because I am correct.

[likewinning]

I am! I am verrrry annoyed!

[noterminalcalledend]

It looks like we can leave by tomorrow. How does that sound?

[likewinning]

The sooner the better.

. . . I may have yelled at them.

[noterminalcalledend]

[............CHECKING PUBLICFREAKOUT REDDIT]

[likewinning]

[ emmet is ALL OVER IT. ]

. . .

[noterminalcalledend]

You.

Became very very very angry.

[likewinning]

They should not have brought you into it.