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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

I see a few of the usuals, I think.

[noterminalcalledend]

Ugh I had hoped to grab a burger today...

[likewinning]

If you want to go out, I can take you out.

[noterminalcalledend]

I want to but it seems ill advised.

[likewinning]

I leave it up to you. You have been dealing with these people more than me lately.

[noterminalcalledend]

I want a burger so bad. And I have been inside so long.

[and I go has made mention that he essentially had been living outside previously]

[likewinning]

If you want to go out, I will take you out. We can get you a burger.

[noterminalcalledend]

Thank you for humoring me.

[likewinning]

I care about you verrrry much. If you want a burger, we will get a burger.

[noterminalcalledend]

Two burgers and fries.

Curly fries.

[likewinning]

Can your stomach handle that?

[noterminalcalledend]

Probably not.

[taking pills

He has gotten sick several times already]

[likewinning]

How about you get two burgers and bring one home with you?

[noterminalcalledend]

I suppose so.

I am able to easily eat on the go. I have become very portable.

[likewinning]

As long as I am with you, anyway.

[noterminalcalledend]

When I wheel myself my chest hurts.

[likewinning]

And we cannot have that.

[noterminalcalledend]

I'm going to lose my ticket to the gun show.

[toned arms now

Speaking of which, reaching for a jacket so he can cover up his arms, he was wearing a t-shirt]

[likewinning]

Good. You need to stop showing off.

[ getting his coat as well and shoes and everything. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I need Elesa to see before I lose it all.

[likewinning]

Skyla still has more muscle.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's not about Skyla I just want to be called handsome and strong.

[likewinning]

You are verrrry handsome and strong.

[noterminalcalledend]

[laughs, then struggling a bit with his boots]

[likewinning]

[ kneels down to help him with those. ]