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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[likewinning]

And then he would have gotten exactly what he wanted.

[ closes the fridge and walks back over, stooping down a bit so he's at eye level with Ingo. ]

You did the only thing you could do in that position.

[noterminalcalledend]

If I hadn't gotten myself hurt like this I could have...

[voice cracking. its frustrating. so frustrating]

[likewinning]

[ Emmet leans forward, putting his hands on Ingo's shoulders as he rests his forehead against his. ]

Don't you dare blame yourself.

[noterminalcalledend]

I was having such a nice time out.

[likewinning]

I know.

[noterminalcalledend]

[closes his eyes, breath shaky]

We'll stay in from now on....

[likewinning]

[ pulls him in, hugging him carefully. ]

For now. Until you feel better. And then, we will take them on together.

[noterminalcalledend]

Thank you for coming to find me.

[likewinning]

I will always come to find you.

[noterminalcalledend]

I know.

[face in Emmet's shoulder]

I've always known.

[likewinning]

[ just. rubs at his back. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

You always are taking care of me. I would be in a lot more trouble without you.

[likewinning]

I was in so much trouble without you.

[noterminalcalledend]

They all troubled you....

[likewinning]

[ Emmet sucks in a bit of air, pulling back. ]

. . . Let's sit down on the couch, where it's more comfortable.

[noterminalcalledend]

Help your helpless brother.

[likewinning]

My poor brother.

[ wheels him over and then helps him onto the couch, sitting next to him.

he pauses for a moment before reaching over to take Ingo's hand. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[leans against, head on Emmet's shoulder, holding his hand]

I'm so embarrassed. I want off this train.

[likewinning]

. . . this has been my life.

[noterminalcalledend]

You deserve so much better...

[likewinning]

I have you back. It is already so much better.

[noterminalcalledend]

I should be able to make it better for you.

[likewinning]

.............. Ingo, you took my phone from me and took care of all my annoying texts and emails before I could have a meltdown. You absolutely have.

[noterminalcalledend]

You should abandon the internet...

[likewinning]

I am debating that.