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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

I think they would all come to like it however. The battle subway is very fun and exciting.

[likewinning]

I admit, I am verrrry curious about the zorua.

[noterminalcalledend]

Why is that?

[likewinning]

She looks so sad.

[noterminalcalledend]

They say they are departed souls returned to life and their power comes from resentment.

[likewinning]

That seems verrrry sad to me.

[noterminalcalledend]

It is.

They're very unhappy creatures. I believe that's why the Zoark attacked me as it had.

[likewinning]

Then it will be my mission to make this Zorua happy!

[noterminalcalledend]

You can do it.

[Loud Stomach Gurgle]

Ah.

[likewinning]

Problems?

[noterminalcalledend]

I'll be right back...

[likewinning]

Good luck.

[noterminalcalledend]

[rude brother

ROLLING AWAY D8

he did this to himself]

[likewinning]

[ While he's gone, he puts in an order for stuff that they can take back with them in boxes. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[what a good brother

Unfortunately Ingo is taking forever tho geez]

[likewinning]

[ . . . guess I should go check on him.

getting up to go do just that. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[yes unfortunately what has happened is.

Your brother did get cornered in the bathroom by a tabloid reporter who has a hand on the wheelchair brake. and Ingo is well. even if he's in a wheelchair its very obvious he COULD kick this man's ass but its for that very reason he's held hostage--its too unfair of a fight if a fight starts. He'd look bad

And the reporter is just. going in on Ingo. What's it like to be back if he really was gone? Do you hate it here? Haven't you been a burden since arrival? What's it like to be the source of so many problems and how is he coping with it? Did he know he's been outted?

Ingo is ignoring him, staring off to the side]

[likewinning]

[ takes out his phone and holds it up. ]

Oh my! Nimbasa's finest have no decency, I see. The internet will certainly want to hear about this.

[noterminalcalledend]

[the man curses and pushes past Emmet to leave]

[likewinning]

See you in court! ♥

[ . . . puts his phone away, stepping over to Ingo. ]

Are you alright?

[noterminalcalledend]

[nods, wheeling himself to the wash his hands]

[likewinning]

[ puts a hand on his shoulder gently. ]

Do you want to take the rest of our food home?

[noterminalcalledend]

[nodding again]

[likewinning]

[ Emmet wheels him back out, stopping by their table to settle up with the server and get the rest of their stuff boxed up. Of course, this means they're leaving with a lot of food, but that's fine.

He eyes the boxes, then starts stacking them on Ingo's lap in such a way that they practically obscure him by the time he's done. ]

Hang on to those for me, please!

[noterminalcalledend]

Of course.

[very strained voice]