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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

You would never miss work like that.

["He didn't even miss work while you were missing and thought dead. What do you think of your brother's callous attitude towards you?"]

...

[likewinning]

[ hnnnghhhhHHHH. ]

Well, more that you may make it in before my vacation ends.

[noterminalcalledend]

[and boy these reporters just. Start going on on Emmet and how shitty he is, seeing that it gets a reaction out of Ingo

Ingo has stopped talking]

[likewinning]

[ Emmet has had to learn over the years to just ignore it, because what else can he do? They're going to keep talking. It's better not to give them any more to talk about.

So he keeps smiling, keeps pushing Ingo along until they make it to Moe's. ]

Here we are!

[ And as they step in, Emmet reaches over to tap at the "NO SOLICITORS" sign on the window.

solicitors, muck raking reporters, same difference. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I want burgers so badly...

[it's easier to focus on that]

[likewinning]

[ wheels him over to a little corner table in the restaurant, away from the window. ]

You will get your burgers.

[noterminalcalledend]

I apologize, Emmet.

[likewinning]

What for? Making me push you all the way out here? My arms are already sore.

[noterminalcalledend]

This is how I will make us match.

[likewinning]

I will get you a rocket powered chair if I have to.

[noterminalcalledend]

No, I'm determined to get you strong. Imagine all the pokemon you could lift with strong arms.

[likewinning]

Be kind to my noodle arms.

[noterminalcalledend]

Push me forever. I am now your burden.

[likewinning]

I love my brother burden. My brotherden.

[noterminalcalledend]

[okay laughs at that, relaxing a bit]

[likewinning]

[ good.

time for us to order BURGERS. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I am so excited for burgers, Emmet.

[likewinning]

As you should be. Even if you will eat too much and make yourself sick.

[noterminalcalledend]

I will absolutely make myself sick I am a simple man with a simple mind.

[likewinning]

Very well!

[ orders them ALL the burgers.

no just a couple for Ingo and one for him, and those curly fries as well and sodas. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Thank you for your understanding.

[likewinning]

I like seeing you happy.

[noterminalcalledend]

Good food makes me extremely happy.

[likewinning]

I have noticed as much.

[ glances off towards the window at the front of the restaurant briefly, just to see if their little stalkers have run off yet. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[there are More stalkers they have intensified

meanwhile Ingo is happily drinking a sprite]