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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

I apologize, Emmet.

[likewinning]

What for? Making me push you all the way out here? My arms are already sore.

[noterminalcalledend]

This is how I will make us match.

[likewinning]

I will get you a rocket powered chair if I have to.

[noterminalcalledend]

No, I'm determined to get you strong. Imagine all the pokemon you could lift with strong arms.

[likewinning]

Be kind to my noodle arms.

[noterminalcalledend]

Push me forever. I am now your burden.

[likewinning]

I love my brother burden. My brotherden.

[noterminalcalledend]

[okay laughs at that, relaxing a bit]

[likewinning]

[ good.

time for us to order BURGERS. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I am so excited for burgers, Emmet.

[likewinning]

As you should be. Even if you will eat too much and make yourself sick.

[noterminalcalledend]

I will absolutely make myself sick I am a simple man with a simple mind.

[likewinning]

Very well!

[ orders them ALL the burgers.

no just a couple for Ingo and one for him, and those curly fries as well and sodas. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Thank you for your understanding.

[likewinning]

I like seeing you happy.

[noterminalcalledend]

Good food makes me extremely happy.

[likewinning]

I have noticed as much.

[ glances off towards the window at the front of the restaurant briefly, just to see if their little stalkers have run off yet. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[there are More stalkers they have intensified

meanwhile Ingo is happily drinking a sprite]

[likewinning]

[ Emmet just keeps smiling and sips his soda, filing that away in the back of his head for now.

Maybe there's a back way out they can use. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Are you anxious, Emmet?

[likewinning]

A bit.

[noterminalcalledend]

We can ask for the meal to go if you prefer.

[likewinning]

Absolutely not.

[noterminalcalledend]

Stubborn.