The Subway Master Ingo (
noterminalcalledend) wrote2022-04-05 04:52 pm
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[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.
And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.
And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.
holy shit a guy fell out the sky
ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???
I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???
@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES
@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this
@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND
Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]
And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.
And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.
holy shit a guy fell out the sky
ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???
I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???
@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES
@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this
@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND
Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]
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theres a handy list of all the medications they've put Ingo on, a note on when the followup exam is, just all the handy useful things]
I forgot insurance exists....
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[ Because in addition to whatever they had before, Emmet's certainly been working overtime the last three and a half years. It's fine. But also, fuck Unovan health insurance sometimes, man.
He signs in a few different spots. ]
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the nurse is now 100% distracted from Emmet, looking at the sneasel, making a high pitched noise of DELIGHT]
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[ finishing up with all the dumb paperwork, handing back what he needs to hand back. ]
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"Okay, lets get you two out of here without causing a scene."
Time to sneak two subway bosses out the back where they have banned the press. while they're as close as they can be without getting in trouble, they are at least at a distance]
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[ He managed to call a car over. Nice, discrete, no one looking in. ]
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Thank you.
[to both the nurse and Emmet]
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Take the long way back. Just in case.
[ The driver nods and starts off. here we gooooo. ]
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[holy shit we're headed home]
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because he's just now remembering that he hasn't been home since Ingo resurfaced and hadn't been home much at all for a bit before that so.
he's gonna get super judged probably. ]
Do not be.
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[ They do, in fact, take the long way back, and the car stops around the back of their building where, fortunately, no one is waiting to ambush them.
Emmet gets out first, pulling out the wheelchair and bringing it around to help Ingo. ]
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I sure hope the elevator is working.
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[ which was a few days ago, but details.
He wheels Ingo in and over to the elevator and.
yes. yes it does work, thankfully. ]
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Everything is as you left it, so . . .
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[ the elevator dings! and he wheels him out and down the hall. ]
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Are you ready?
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