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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

We'll stay off the radar!

[likewinning]

They would expect us to go to Sinnoh.

[noterminalcalledend]

They will never see it coming.

If we avoid the resorts no one should spot us.

[likewinning]

The Tide Song Hotel should be alright. Most would expect us to be at the Hano instead.

[noterminalcalledend]

And we will look different enough without our uniforms.

Maybe we will wear. Colors.

[likewinning]

Colors? Fascinating.

[noterminalcalledend]

What are our colors again.

[likewinning]

Sometimes, you do red and I do green.

[noterminalcalledend]

Let's switch.

Really throw them off.

[likewinning]

That would feel wrong.

[noterminalcalledend]

Purple for me and yellow for you?

Like a chandelure and a joltik!

[likewinning]

That I could go along with.

[noterminalcalledend]

I'll have some clothes waiting for us there then.

[likewinning]

Alright. I will accept this.

[noterminalcalledend]

Elesa can come pretend to visit us daily to take care of any pokemon we leave behind.

[likewinning]

That could work, yes.

[noterminalcalledend]

Flawless planning.

[likewinning]

You seem to have thought this through already.

[noterminalcalledend]

Now that I'm more mobile its only natural to consider such options. I would like some time to get away as well after all.

[likewinning]

You deserve a break.

[noterminalcalledend]

I have had several breaks but they are healing nicely.

[likewinning]

...........................

Ingo.

[noterminalcalledend]

Laugh.

[likewinning]

No, that was terrible.

[noterminalcalledend]

Elesa would laugh.