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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

More pokemon after we rest? Or sight seeing?

[likewinning]

We can go sight seeing. And, of course, if we see any pokemon along the way, we can catch them!

[noterminalcalledend]

I would like a mimikyu very much....

[likewinning]

That could be cute. You would treat them verrrry well.

I think next time we go out, I would like to bring Zorua along as well.

[ the little shy hisuian girl. that one. that baby. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

She would love that.

[likewinning]

She will love me eventually.

[noterminalcalledend]

She is very shy but I do believe she is fond.

[likewinning]

Maybe it will be easier here, without as many prying eyes.

[noterminalcalledend]

Yes. And the outdoors will be far more familiar to her as well.

[likewinning]

So hopefully, it will be fine.

[noterminalcalledend]

Perhaps we should buy her a snack as well?

[likewinning]

I think she would appreciate that.

[noterminalcalledend]

Food is truly a powerful way to bond.

[likewinning]

Isn't it?

[noterminalcalledend]

Food, pokemon, the outdoors, my brother...

Its already a perfect vacation.

[likewinning]

I am so, so verrrrry glad to hear that.

[ he is smiling so brightly. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[takes a picture]

[likewinning]

— hmm?

[noterminalcalledend]

Cutest brother.

[likewinning]

That is your opinion.

[noterminalcalledend]

Your face is precious to me.

[likewinning]

[ oh.

that's sweet. ]

I see.

[noterminalcalledend]

I will have it printed later.

[likewinning]

If you wish.

[noterminalcalledend]

I do.

[today might be the first actually peaceful day they have had since Ingo returned

what a fucking treat

has not bothered with any sort of Work today. the internet and media can fucking waiiitttt]