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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

You deserve a break.

[noterminalcalledend]

I have had several breaks but they are healing nicely.

[likewinning]

...........................

Ingo.

[noterminalcalledend]

Laugh.

[likewinning]

No, that was terrible.

[noterminalcalledend]

Elesa would laugh.

[likewinning]

Because she has a terrible sense of humor.

[noterminalcalledend]

Insulting us both. Rude.

[likewinning]

I am Emmet. I am rude.

[noterminalcalledend]

We will have a peaceful vacation that will ease your need to be rude.

[likewinning]

. . . I would like that.

[noterminalcalledend]

What are you most excited about?

[likewinning]

Seeking out Alolan pokemon, of course. Akala Island is home to salandit, after all.

[noterminalcalledend]

Oh, it's been awhile since I have seen such a pokemon.

[likewinning]

Only the female can evolve.

[noterminalcalledend]

Nature is always full of surprises...

[likewinning]

Isn't it? It is fascinating!

[noterminalcalledend]

What sort of pokemon should I look for...

[likewinning]

That depends on what type you are looking to incorporate into your party.

[noterminalcalledend]

You're the true expert on team synergy.

[that's being humble, ingo has only become an even stronger trainer with his absence]

[likewinning]

Perhaps. But you are no slouch either.

[noterminalcalledend]

I've certainly improved as of late.

[likewinning]

What a humble brag.

[noterminalcalledend]

Let's have a proper battle in Alola.

[likewinning]

Let's make it even more interesting and have a proper battle in Alola with only pokemon that we've caught there.