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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

Please do not.

[ takes that stuff to the suitcase. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I will be very careful to not fall and not overdo anything.

[likewinning]

We are there to relax.

And to not attract attention.

[noterminalcalledend]

I will be so relaxed, Emmet.

[likewinning]

You should get a massage.

Maybe visit a chiropractor.

[noterminalcalledend]

.....................I WOULD like both of those.

[likewinning]

I bet we could find someone good in Alola.

[noterminalcalledend]

I guess I can look into that. Would you like the same?

[likewinning]

That could be fun.

[noterminalcalledend]

You have several years of stress to be slapped out.

[likewinning]

. . . this is true.

[noterminalcalledend]

Remember that you can tell them to be more gentle.

[likewinning]

But what if I want them to be harsh.

[noterminalcalledend]

Then you can tell them they may be less gentle.

You may not enjoy a less gentle touch.

[likewinning]

You do not know that.

[ yes he does. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Then I'll schedule us identical sessions.

[likewinning]

[ cool and I'll tell them then and there to chill. ]

Wonderful.

[noterminalcalledend]

It'll be good for you.

[likewinning]

[ He pauses, staring into Ingo's closet. ]

. . . a lot of it will. I know I have been . . .

[ "off." ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Stressed.

[likewinning]

And harsh.

[noterminalcalledend]

The world beckoned it.

[likewinning]

. . . probably.

[noterminalcalledend]

We've both changed.

[likewinning]

Am I still your adorable younger brother?