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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

Seeking out Alolan pokemon, of course. Akala Island is home to salandit, after all.

[noterminalcalledend]

Oh, it's been awhile since I have seen such a pokemon.

[likewinning]

Only the female can evolve.

[noterminalcalledend]

Nature is always full of surprises...

[likewinning]

Isn't it? It is fascinating!

[noterminalcalledend]

What sort of pokemon should I look for...

[likewinning]

That depends on what type you are looking to incorporate into your party.

[noterminalcalledend]

You're the true expert on team synergy.

[that's being humble, ingo has only become an even stronger trainer with his absence]

[likewinning]

Perhaps. But you are no slouch either.

[noterminalcalledend]

I've certainly improved as of late.

[likewinning]

What a humble brag.

[noterminalcalledend]

Let's have a proper battle in Alola.

[likewinning]

Let's make it even more interesting and have a proper battle in Alola with only pokemon that we've caught there.

[noterminalcalledend]

[yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Any stakes?

[likewinning]

Such as?

[noterminalcalledend]

Winner gets first dibs on our Growlithe for the subway.

[since while most of the hisui pokemon Ingo has brought have naturally drifted to one or the other, the growlithe has def been running back and forth between them]

[likewinning]

I could go along with that.

[noterminalcalledend]

Don't take it too hard when you lose.

[likewinning]

Bold words from an old man.

[noterminalcalledend]

[waves cane at]

[likewinning]

See?

[noterminalcalledend]

We should start packing today. And do some planning if we're going hunting for pokemon. If we want teams we may want to check out all the islands...

[likewinning]

Yes, that is true. I can help you with your packing.

[noterminalcalledend]

That would be appreciated. I should rest up while I can.

[likewinning]

And it will be a bit more difficult for you to pack and maneuver with a cane.