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[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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Your return is the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.

And being at your side is all I've wanted.

I negotiated with Arceus to get back to you.

You did?

[laughs]

Somewhat.

Akari did much of the talking.

What happened?

[ He pulls back a bit, reaching over to take Ingo's hand. ]

Tell me.

Where do you wish for me to start?

[squeezes his brother's hand]

Wherever you want. I— I want to know everything, Ingo.

I arrived there in a bit of a state. I fell from the sky as I had here and was quite injured. The people there helped me heal but...

They're very suspicious of outsiders there and everything about me was suspicious. But as you know I am very good with pokemon and that was what allowed me to stay among them. I became a warden of the Lady Sneasler, an evolution of the local variant of sneasel. She was quite the noble yet sassy pokemon. She would carry me easily up dangerous terrain. Climbing was her forte. When I told her I was leaving she was very haughty and nearly did not give me a farewell such was her fuss.

That explains why Sneasel is your favorite.

[ don't deny it, you love the baby. ]

Yes. She is my lady's child.

Quite the parting gift.

We must bring her to Alola with us.

Absolutely! I could not leave her behind. I promised to take wonderful care of her.

Even if we will never have curtains in this place again.

[ that's okay, we have pokemon, our curtains are always gonna be wrecked. ]

She is.

Very enthusiastic.

Verrrry enthusiastic.

Indeed.

...that child, Akari. As you know she was there as well and while I was acting as warden she was getting involved in all matter of things. And in the end that included coming upon the truth of why both she and I were there.

There was a man named Volo who wanted to contact Arceus and had caused trouble with Giratina in order to attempt to do so. That is why she and I ended up pulled in. She defeated him and Giratina once on her own.

As expected of the Sinnoh Champion.

After she sorted things she contacted me and told me the truth of things.

So together we strove to contact Arceus together. With our wish we hoped to be granted.

And then you . . . negotiated?

It turned out we needed to defeat giratina in a specific way in order to earn our return....

How so?

[lays back on the bed]

We had to find a regional legendary to aid us. It took quite some time.

[ lays back with him, looking over. ]

Oh, is that all?

[ It's sarcasm, of course. ]

I had a perfectly good team! So did Akari!!!

Legendaries are difficult, apparently.