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[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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Sue him.

[leaning on Emmet, idly examining a pokeball in his hand]

I'll support you.

I am verrrry tired. It will bring a lot of attention . . .

[ but ughhhhh, he's right.

ughhhhh. ]

I'll wear a really tight sleeveless shirt and distract everyone.

[grumbles]

Hold someone's hand.

You do not need to do that.

But I could.

[okay

Deep breath and

Releasing all his old pokemon from their balls

And instantly cries again omg babies]

They missed you verrrry much. It was poor luck that I did not have any of them on my team yesterday.

[petting so many pokemon as they cuddle up on him]

They remember me...

Of course they do. You raised them lovingly. They never forgot about you.

It's been such a long time... But they all look happy and healthy.

You did a wonderful job, Emmet.

. . . they're family.

They are.

Everyone is here.

[closes his eyes, very satisfied as chandelure and bb sneasel take his lap together]

I was able to remember my family first. You and them.

[ He leans in, hugging at Ingo's arm. ]

. . . I am glad. And I am even more glad that you found your way home.

It was hard. I couldn't have done it alone. I have to thank Akari. She's a good kid.

[mutual leaning]

We fought many battles. And asked for help we should not have been able to reach.

Thank Arceus. Literally.

[ Arceus. that all sounds so intense.

He just hugs on a bit more tightly, quiet. ]

It was. Very overwhelming.

It was all overwhelming.

We fought Giratina.

You have been through so much. You can rest now.

I think I had the better deal.

I could attack my troubles.

I have seen your scars.

Do you think they'll make Elesa cry?

No. She will probably say they are verrrry badass.

Then they aren't all that bad.

[ gives him a playful slap on the shoulder. ]

We don't match.

[ . . . they haven't matched since they were five and Emmet stepped wrong in Chargestone Cave and got a nasty cut on his leg. ]

I shaved my beard I did my part.

Now you gain some weight and catch up.

I ordered groceries.

[ He reaches over for Ingo's tablet, checking to see if it's got enough juice now to turn on, and it does. With a grin, he holds it out to him. ]

Now you can order takeout.

[happily signing into the delivery app]

We still have an Unova Eats account, right?

What should we have...

I will become so ill.

[excited to become sick]