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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[likewinning]

[ FIRST.

gonna take a picture of Ingo with the tablet, with his pokemon still all chillin' by him. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[this gonna be how bb sneasel gonna be revealed I see

Valid]

[likewinning]

[ He then goes to twitter and sends out the pic with a caption:

"he lived, bitch."

and then passes the tablet back to Ingo. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[brother such language

New tweet

I would apologize for my brother's language but I still remember what memes are.

Sending my thanks to those who supported my foul mouthed brother.]

[likewinning]

[ pulling out his own phone, starting to go through his texts. ]

I hope you crash twitter.

[noterminalcalledend]

Apparently I am a "king" who should "go off."

[watching twitter explode

Liking the tweets that are basically going forget ingo WHO IS THIS??? that are focusing in on sneasel]

[likewinning]

It is true. You are and you should.

[ He grins.

unfortunately, his texts are much more boring. mostly telling lawyer yes, okay, let's get this guy's ass. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

.............Emmet what is the name of that one podcast.

[likewinning]

Why, are they tweeting you.

[noterminalcalledend]

Yes.

[likewinning]

It was "True Crime Nimbasa" or something. Underground? I don't know. Tell them to go die.

[noterminalcalledend]

Right now I'm going to ignore them.

[looking at wheelchair. considering. then laziness wins]

Emmet can you grab me a drink?

[likewinning]

Of course. It will have to be water, though.

[ getting up to go get that. their groceries should be coming in soon, at least. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Crime podcast I'd like to report a crime. You were right all along. Emmet is a criminal.

[likewinning]

The groceries are coming.

[noterminalcalledend]

You didn't even keep a can of coke in here for yourself? Emmet, we need to talk about self care.

[likewinning]

The fridge in my office is full of energy drinks.

[noterminalcalledend]

...now I am concerned....

[likewinning]

[ getting both of them!! water!! ]

"Full" is an overstatement. It used to be that way. I have been cutting back the last few months.

[noterminalcalledend]

[chugging water]

That is a relief to hear. I suppose my plan to fill you with pizza isn't the most healthy thing either.

But my desire to get you back on track with your weight will not be dissuaded.

[likewinning]

Elesa and Skyla had a . . . chat with me about it around then.

[ and the food thing too, yeah. ]

I have been trying. I promise.

[noterminalcalledend]

I know...

We can eat together now. So it will be easier.

[likewinning]

Yes. And it is easier to be motivated when there are two people instead of one.

[noterminalcalledend]

I must admit there were many times I forgot to eat as well.

[tho he aint skin and bones now ur bro got abs now]

[likewinning]

[ yeah just.

gonna poke very gently at his stomach, avoiding the ribs. ]