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[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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Ah, yes. I think she would like the Lush Jungle, although . . . did you bring her ball with you?

[ Though the Hisuian pokemon gravitate between the two of them, he's mostly left the balls in Ingo's care. It just felt right. ]

Of course. Here.

[passes it over]

Your little lady.

Thank you.

[ He takes the ball and lets the Zorua out.

She looks around shyly, taking a step or two back. Emmet kneels down, softening his smile. ]

Good afternoon, little one. I have a bit of my malasada left if you would like it.

[ She looks at him warily before looking at Ingo. ]

[takes a bite of his own malasade]

It's good, my dear. Do not hesitate to join us.

[and his little sneasel just waves~ at the zorua lazily HAY GIRL]

[ She seems to relax a little, allowing Emmet to pick her up so he can sit back down and place her on his lap, giving her easy access to the malasada. Zorua takes a nibble before chomping down the rest of it. ]

See? There we are.

Her allowing you to lift her as such is quite the show of trust. She truly is warming to you.

I was afraid she was going to run off on me.

No...I do not think she would run while I am present.

True. You are a comforting presence to all.

Simply more familiar and known, really.

It is okay, little miss. I prefer Ingo, too.

Both of you are ridiculous creatures then. Goodness, Emmet.

Do you want the rest of my malasada, Ingo?

[ Zorua perks up in his lap and proceeds to unhinge her jaw and inhale the rest of it. ]

— ah, never mind. You were too slow.

[laughs and claps his hands]

Bravo! Impressive display!

[ gives THE GIRL a little scritch behind the ear as she yawns. ]

Verrrry good, little miss.

I believe she would enjoy being carried.

It would seem that way. Will the little lady be alright on your shoulder?

I believe I can manage it.

Alright. Please let me know if you want to stop again. We always can.

[ now that he's done with his food, he moves to gently scoop up Zorua, who allows it. ]

...what a fine pair you make.

She is tolerating me.

Give yourself far more credit.

She would have bitten Melli by now.

Twice.

Yes, but anyone would have bitten Melli twice by now based on what you have said.

True.

I might have even.

You would not have.