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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

Part of me, yes. Prepare yourself, brother!

[ attacks . . . Ingo's hair.

because he has it. and it's getting messed up now. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I have been MURDERED.

[likewinning]

Hair crimes.

[noterminalcalledend]

Should I get a hair cut you think....

[likewinning]

You look fine.

[ reaches over to fix his hair a bit. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Quite handsome?

[likewinning]

Verrrry handsome. Maybe you will find a boyfriend in Alola.

[noterminalcalledend]

...well.

[likewinning]

[ nudges him lightly. ]

We are not as well known there. It is possible.

[noterminalcalledend]

...you remember my ex, Tern? He's relocated to Alola recently with his sister Pike...

I thought. While we were there. Maybe.

[likewinning]

Yeeeeeees.

[noterminalcalledend]

So you would not mind having a dinner or two with them?

[likewinning]

Of course not! He was always verrrry kind to me and good to you. I approved.

[noterminalcalledend]

Yes, that was something I liked very much about him. He admires you.

Do you think...

[trails off]

[likewinning]

What is it, Ingo?

[noterminalcalledend]

That he could be open to something long distance? I wouldn't ask him to give up his work.

[likewinning]

Are you open to something long distance?

[noterminalcalledend]

I could try.

[likewinning]

Then it is worth asking.

[noterminalcalledend]

...I will ask.

[likewinning]

Good. I will hold you to that.

[noterminalcalledend]

...

[likewinning]

Do not do that when you see him again.

[noterminalcalledend]

In my defense I think he finds that charming.

[likewinning]

He does not know any better.