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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[noterminalcalledend]

[chugging water]

That is a relief to hear. I suppose my plan to fill you with pizza isn't the most healthy thing either.

But my desire to get you back on track with your weight will not be dissuaded.

[likewinning]

Elesa and Skyla had a . . . chat with me about it around then.

[ and the food thing too, yeah. ]

I have been trying. I promise.

[noterminalcalledend]

I know...

We can eat together now. So it will be easier.

[likewinning]

Yes. And it is easier to be motivated when there are two people instead of one.

[noterminalcalledend]

I must admit there were many times I forgot to eat as well.

[tho he aint skin and bones now ur bro got abs now]

[likewinning]

[ yeah just.

gonna poke very gently at his stomach, avoiding the ribs. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[snorts]

I spent a lot of time outside, on my feet, traveling and climbing and all such. When I was reminded of my hunger I was sure to eat as much as I could. But I would go a day or two on occasion without. Lady Sneasler would fuss when I did that and eventually I became better about it.

[likewinning]

Men are going to be knocking at our door for you, Ingo.

[noterminalcalledend]

Who says I want that!!

[likewinning]

[ there's a knock at their door, in fact. ]

Here they are, already!

[ He hops up to go get it.

It's just their groceries, but it could have been a dude for Ingo. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[unfortunately:

the delivery person IS a hot guy so

internal screaming]

[likewinning]

[ Emmet smiles brightly and tips him handsomely before bringing the many, many grocery bags in, taking them to the kitchen. ]

Well.

[noterminalcalledend]

Leave your brother alone!!

[likewinning]

[ Emmet laaaauuughs as he goes to put everything up.

He did, for the record, get quite a bit of stuff. Staples for the pantries, fruits and vegetables, some frozen dinners in case they get super lazy, soda — the works. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

[face in hands]

Bring your brother a snack.

[likewinning]

What does my brother want?

[noterminalcalledend]

The potato chips, please.

[likewinning]

Right away.

[ bringing him the potato chips.

AND a soda. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Thank you, Emmet.

[gooodddd

he is enjoying his treats so much]

[likewinning]

[ emmet is SO HAPPY.

even though he's having to check his phone every so often and ignore calls or respond to texts. ]

How are they?

[noterminalcalledend]

Delicious. Have some chips with me. We've plenty of food and more coming.

Who is messaging you?

[likewinning]

Everyone.

[ reaches over to take some chips. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Unfortunately for everyone all your time now belongs to me.

[sets the bag between them to share]

Which I do apologize for.

[likewinning]

We have three and a half years to catch up on. You are allowed to monopolize my time all you want.

[ sends yet another call to voice mail. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

I'm. Very angry I lost so much of our time together. All because of one man's stupid desires.