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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

[ He sticks close to Ingo so he's there if his brother needs someone for support. ]

Please tell me if we need to stop.

[noterminalcalledend]

I can go for hours without a doubt.

[likewinning]

We will see about that.

[ Emmet may just ever so conveniently take extra breaks. it's cool. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

Your little one seems quite pleased.

[likewinning]

She is not struggling against me. I will take that as a win.

[noterminalcalledend]

She appears to be at peace.

[likewinning]

[ She is super content to just chill in Emmet's arms. ]

So she does.

[noterminalcalledend]

I am at peace as well.

[likewinning]

. . . I am verrrry glad to hear that. You deserve it.

[noterminalcalledend]

And yourself?

[likewinning]

I am enjoying the lack of reporters hounding me here.

[noterminalcalledend]

Our disguises have worked perfectly.

[likewinning]

That must have some part in it.

[noterminalcalledend]

Our colors are very iconic so without them we are quite disguised.

And no one outside the hospital is aware I now lack my cast and am on a cane.

[likewinning]

That is true. Most people are looking for a wheelchair.

[noterminalcalledend]

I kept my crutches stage entirely hidden!

[likewinning]

And I was verrrry proud of you!

[noterminalcalledend]

No one will suspect us.

[likewinning]

Not in Alola, anyway.

[noterminalcalledend]

Should we head for another route soon?

[likewinning]

Let's see . . . if we head to Route 5, we can make it to the Lush Jungle through there.

[noterminalcalledend]

Oh, that sounds lovely! Is the terrain tricky?

[likewinning]

It should not be.

[noterminalcalledend]

Then I shall gladly take it on!

[likewinning]

Wonderful. And if it is, we will simply not stray too far inside.