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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

I will always know.

[noterminalcalledend]

You always was the smart one.

[likewinning]

You are smart too.

[noterminalcalledend]

I am very smart.

Only one man I know who is smarter.

[likewinning]

[ ughhhh he reddens.

his brother is embarrassing him!! ]

[noterminalcalledend]

You could have been a researcher or professor.

[likewinning]

No.

[noterminalcalledend]

I did not say you should have been.

[likewinning]

I do not have the demeanor for it.

[noterminalcalledend]

Only battling.

[likewinning]

I am verrrry good at what I do.

What we do.

[noterminalcalledend]

I love battling.

[likewinning]

I do, too. I like battling with you. And I like winning more than anything else, especially with you.

[noterminalcalledend]

Want to team battle against Tern and Pike?

[likewinning]

Of course! But I won't go easy on them.

[noterminalcalledend]

They would hate if we did.

Maybe we can find a few other trainers there to battle as well to warm up before our battle against each other.

[likewinning]

I am certain we can. The Alola region has no shortage of talented trainers.

[noterminalcalledend]

I want to battle again so badly. I'm tired of battling the media let me battle trainers.

[likewinning]

. . . hey.

[ glances off to the side, looking a little guilty. ]

Thank you. — for battling the media.

[noterminalcalledend]

I'm happy to be the one to do it.

You fought long and hard while alone for so long. It's my turn now.

[likewinning]

They always did listen to you more.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's because I am cuter.

[likewinning]

This is true.

[noterminalcalledend]

It's my dazzling smile.

[likewinning]

The internet swoons when you do that little almost smile of yours.