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[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[nodding again]

[ Emmet wheels him back out, stopping by their table to settle up with the server and get the rest of their stuff boxed up. Of course, this means they're leaving with a lot of food, but that's fine.

He eyes the boxes, then starts stacking them on Ingo's lap in such a way that they practically obscure him by the time he's done. ]

Hang on to those for me, please!

Of course.

[very strained voice]

[ He gives his brother a gentle shoulder squeeze, then follows the server to the exit in the back, through a small alleyway. He gives a wave and heads off, taking a different route back to their place. ]

[sneaking mission successful

Ingo calming as they go]

[ Emmet stays quiet, mostly focused on getting them back home without getting super stalked. He's also contemplating murder but. details. ]

I.

I did not know how to escape the situation and I had panicked. I apologize.

[he was a prisoner to his own politeness]

You did nothing wrong.

That was very embarrassing.

You should not have had to deal with that.

[ getting to their building!! so close! ]

It was.

Certainly.

Unkind.

[ getting him inside and over to the elevator. ]

They have been like that.

[ well. he heard them talking shit about Emmet. ]

I'm sorry.

You have nothing to apologize for.

I've caused you a lot of trouble.

You were not responsible for any of this.

[ getting to their floor and fumbling with his keys. ]

[reaching out and taking the keys to open the door, though his own hands are a bit shaky]

[ He wheels him in, closing the door behind him, and then takes all the boxes from Ingo, going to put them away quietly. ]

[thank u bro]

I should have made a scene.

And then he would have gotten exactly what he wanted.

[ closes the fridge and walks back over, stooping down a bit so he's at eye level with Ingo. ]

You did the only thing you could do in that position.

If I hadn't gotten myself hurt like this I could have...

[voice cracking. its frustrating. so frustrating]

[ Emmet leans forward, putting his hands on Ingo's shoulders as he rests his forehead against his. ]

Don't you dare blame yourself.

I was having such a nice time out.

I know.

[closes his eyes, breath shaky]

We'll stay in from now on....